Surely I've told you Mensa Boy's theory about oatmeal cookies. I have, haven't I? Well, to recap, he says that oatmeal cookies are "scam cookies" because they look like chocolate chip from a distance.
MB is a man of simple tastes. Ice cream should be vanilla and cookies should be chocolate chip. That's it. Oh. Pies should be apple.
Here is a conversation I had with him via email today:
ME: I ate a scam cookie this morning.It was actually good.
I suspect the icing on it helped.
HE: I’m glad you were able to get through it. Most people don’t survive the shock.